When we were teenagers, a friend of mine and I used to crack up reading this when it first came out in 1976. We also loved Woody Allen's movie “Sleeper.” Some of this material has aged better than Allen or his reputation.
Here's the opening paragraph to “Selections From the Allen Notebooks”:
Getting through the night is becoming harder and harder. Last evening, I had the uneasy feeling that some men were trying to break into my room to shampoo me. But why? I kept imagining I saw shadowy forms, and at 3 a.m. the underwear I had draped over a chair resembled the Kaiser on roller skates. When I finally did fall asleep, I had that same hideous nightmare in which a woodchuck is trying to claim my prize at a raffle. Despair.